What do you think, Dr. Frankenham-Head?

"Will there be food?"

"Its a wake, not a buffet."

"That's real smutty" Rudolph exclaimed in the most condescending way he could.

Ice cream truck in doppler effect.

Marlon Brando stars in: Your Lying!

...playing tequila-shot jenga with Buckminster Fuller.

Written on the wall in brown marker, it said plainly;

"Hector has no friends."

For some reason I find the thesaurus hilarious lately.