As a clown, I continue to amuse myself.

You're my name is Neal's...

"Sooner or later, we all end up in there."

You've lost your gorilla powers.

You can't spell 'gasoline' without 'asol'.

The sun will kill us all!

Your spelling errors will be held against you.

The worst feeling in the world is to want to go home when you are already there.

We call him 'Flap Jacks' because he likes to roll around in syrup.

My child is an honor student at The Center of The Earth

"Why do you mock everything that I consider a vegetable?"

BEER and POLITICS

I used to have a pantheon of heroes, but....

Walter and Miranda awoke before dawn.

"The moon is watching us."

You pulled a rabbit's ears.

Overwrought with nostalgia.

Parmesan trees.

Whiskey!