My child is an honor student at The Center of The Earth

"Why do you mock everything that I consider a vegetable?"

BEER and POLITICS

I used to have a pantheon of heroes, but....

Walter and Miranda awoke before dawn.

"The moon is watching us."

You pulled a rabbit's ears.

Overwrought with nostalgia.

Parmesan trees.

Whiskey!

Escalator panhandler.

2006: The year that would not stop sucking.

Margarine of error.

Flattery got me nowhere
I have nothing but contempt

No one ever pushed me.

"I don't have any god damn future endeavors"

"Even my pretend friends are boring."

"Good afternoon, Commodore."

At the foot of the mountain, but high on a hill,

He has fallen victim to the ever present, ever vigilant, and most destructive human tendancy to categorize and compartmentalize...

The pot called the kettle black on almost every count.